EPISODE 1 - PILOT EPISODE - May 11, 2007

After a mission to deliver coffee to a Starbucks on the recently colonized moon, and shooting up a lunar Beds Bath Beyond, the crew of the USS Ross Perot finds themselves lost in space partially due to a Map Quest mistake.  They run across a dark ship called "The Obsidian Necron" commanded by an Evil One, a Shape-shifter, and a Seductress who are holding captive an alien with the powers of healing and emotional detection (Dr. Amadaya). Captain Stackhouse, Admiral Tracey and the Security Officer are invited on to the black ship. After being somewhat tortured they manage to escape, rescuing the alien Amadaya. Amadaya develops an emotional bond to the captain.  The Security Officer gets killed in this confrontation. A space battle breaks out and the Obsidian Necron eventually retreats. The USS Ross Perot escapes with minor damage and low fuel.
 The crew is out of danger... for now.

EPISODE 2 - THE ANDROID - May 12, 2007

 The USS Ross Perot is having sewage problems. Mike, Bram, and the Security Officer go down to a near-by asteroid to manually expel the waste. Mike confesses that he has a crush on Amadaya. The waste tube gets loose and sprays the security officer.  ELECIA informs the men of the toxic threat this blue waste (blue from Amadaya) poses on their oxygen levels. Bram is forced to "waste" the security officer, shooting him off of the small asteroid. 
Meanwhile, Admiral Tracey is lonely and misses his deceased wife. His son, Mike,  creates an android called MOM1. Amadaya informs Captain Stackhouse that much of her planet was destroyed by androids and that the androids went crazy due to a small moon-shaped yellow fruit that requires peeling. In the galley, the admiral and his new companion were eating a fruit salad. When MOM1 ate a piece of a banana, she went berserk and began destroying the ship, especially D deck. Bram informed the crew that he had just made a big bowl of banana pudding but forgot where he'd left it on the ship.  Mike managed to get her into an isolation chamber and, using the technology of an archaic device known as a cell phone, MOM was fixed just as the ship went through a cosmic storm that caused the power to go out... a close call! 
The crew is out of danger... for now.

EPISODE 3 - UFO - May 18, 2007

The crew of the USS Ross Perot finds themselves immediately locked in a space battle with the Obsidian Necron. A missile knocks a hole in the ship that destroys one of the Perot's tires. They shoot toward a planet and crash land on an alien farm that harvests carrots with marijuana like effects. They meet with the owners of the farm, a woman with horns and a pointy tail, and her husband who carried an atomic blue orb as a weapon, which was used to kill the security officer after he ate too many of the 'magic carrots.'  
The evil crew landed to search for the good guys. The seductress seduced the farmer into turning against the Ross Perot crew. Because they were low on food, Mike used a tube dubbed "carrot sucker" to suck the carrots into the ship. 
Bram manages to repair the tire, getting the ship back into the atmosphere and engaging in another space battle. They avert another attack and get away from the Obsidian Necron.
The crew is out of danger... for now.        

EPISODE 4 - INFANTORIUM - May 19, 2007

The crew runs across a planet that contains large quantities of trillium (fuel). Bram, Mike, the captain, and security officer go down to the planet in the Viper 3 (small shuttle that sits on top of the USS Ross Perot). When they land, the tail gets a bit damaged, so Bram stays behind to repair it as the others explore on. They come across a fortress like living space, where a barren alien lady wants children more than anything, her husband the scientist obsessed with becoming younger, develops a  device that eventually turns Mike, Captain Stackhouse, and the security officer into babies. 
Meanwhile on the ship, Admiral Tracey gets disgruntled with MOM his android wife, and ends up slipping in the tub on soap. He recovers after being taken care of by Dr. Amadaya. 
On the planet, Bram, with the help of ELECIA, locates the crew (played by real babies!) and tries wrangling them to take them back to the ship. In his failure, he flies the shuttle back to the ship to get help from MOM, the admiral, and Amadaya.
As the cosmic rain drips on the babies, the scientist, in a failed attempt to shield them with an umbrella, realizes the rain makes the youngsters grow back up. As the security officer grows up, he develops childhood chicken pox, which is too much for his adult body to handle. He dies.  Mike and the captain grow back up (making it through puberty and the acne stages). They leave after promising the couple they would swing by the orphan planet and pick up a load of orphans to drop off for them.
The crew is out of danger... for now.

EPISODE 5 - HOPE - May 25, 2007

Mike Tracey, sick of space traveling, decides to make a home on an uninhabited planet with a beach. Amadaya want to stay with him. Their love for each other grows stronger. 
A near-by star is on the verge of exploding. The planet grows hotter. The security officer is stabbed by the evil one. 
The captain and Mikes dad, Admiral Tracey, with encouragement from mom the android help convince Mike to come back to the ship. They come across the Obsidian Necron and a battle ensues. Mom suggests shooting out a beach ball like object which knocks the Necron off course. 
The crew is out of danger... for now.

EPISODE 6 - PLANET OF THE AMAZONS - May 26, 2007

EPISODE 7 - THE BOUNTY HUNTERS - June 1, 2007

EPISODE 8 - PIRATES - June 2, 2007


The crew came across a dilapidated space vessel filled with unsavory men. They needed a part from a lawnmower to get their vessel's motor running again, promising they knew the direction to earth. 
Meanwhile, a deadly spore monster was loose on the Ross Perot. It devoured the security officer. The only thing that could keep the spores from killing the rest of the crew was a puppy.

The Pirates took the gold (the Android) from the ship. She annihilated the pirates but the pirates spaceship exploded. From the head pirate, the captain received a rodent who's beady eyes are aimed toward Earth when it squints! Will they find earth?
The crew is out of danger... for now.

EPISODE 9 - SHRINK - June 8, 2007

This episode has not happened yet. 

EPISODE 10 - FINALE - June 9, 2007